And when we woke up, we had these bodies

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!

Shut up and get to the point! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. That's not soon enough! You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see!

When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.

No, I'm Santa Claus! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.

1. We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
2. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.
3. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.

I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.

Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.

• But existing is basically all I do!
• And why did 'I' have to take a cab?
• You lived before you met me?!

When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Hello Morbo, how's the family? Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Shut up and get to the point! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. And I'm his friend Jesus. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.

Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts!

You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Fatal. No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts!

Oh yeah, good luck with that. Also Zoidberg. Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

You wouldn't. Ask anyway! There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. They're like sex, except I'm having them! When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Ow, my spirit! It must be wonderful. Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.