Hello Morbo, how's the family?

Why did you bring us here? Kif might! Do a flip! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? No, just a regular mistake.

Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! Bender, we're trying our best. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Noooooo!

Can I use the gun?

Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Can I use the gun? We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?

1. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
2. Who are those horrible orange men?
3. Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.

My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Hey, guess what you're accessories to.

• Well, then good news! It's a suppository.
• There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!
• Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Why did you bring us here? Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.

Moving along… Bite my shiny metal ass. Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

Fatal. When will that be? Look, last night was a mistake. Shut up and take my money! Soothe us with sweet lies. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.

Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?

A sexy mistake. I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Ummm…to eBay? One hundred dollars.

Is that a cooking show? Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. I never loved you.

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Bender?! You stole the atom. Bender, quit destroying the universe! You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me!

Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? You wouldn't. Ask anyway! That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. Why did you bring us here?