You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing

No, just a regular mistake. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Tell them I hate them. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused.

But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Hello Morbo, how's the family? Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

1. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
2. Guess again.
3. Say it in Russian!

With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

• Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
• It's toe-tappingly tragic!
• You lived before you met me?!

What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Bender, you risked your life to save me! Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

I never loved you. Soothe us with sweet lies. It's toe-tappingly tragic! File not found. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? It's a T. It goes "tuh".

Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. It must be wonderful. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

Why would I want to know that? It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Belligerent and numerous. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!

Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.

Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Shut up and get to the point! Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Also Zoidberg.

These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!

Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Pansy. Daylight and everything.